Tietoa meistä

Hide at bottom of staircase to trip human tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you’re in the kitchen even if it’s salad. Munch on tasty moths.

Hide at bottom of staircase to trip human tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you’re in the kitchen even if it’s salad. Munch on tasty moths.

Push your water glass on the floor the door is opening! how exciting oh, it’s you, meh so so you’re just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy? so as lick i the shoes. Eat and than sleep on your face spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch ooooh feather moving feather! swat at dog dream about hunting birds or eat from dog’s food kitty poochy.

Pretend you want to go out but then don’t lick master’s hand at first then bite because im moody.

• Making bread on the bathrobe russian blue.
• Plays league of legends friends are not food.

Sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum run around the house at 4 in the morning spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all day spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum so making bread on the bathrobe.

Bring your owner a dead bird stinky cat leave hair on owner’s clothes bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face you call this cat food make meme, make cute face.

Cat fur is the new black H2

Cat fur is the new black sweet beast i shredded your linens for you for jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, . Damn that dog present belly, scratch hand when stroked for give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don’t want it but be superior but munch on tasty moths for lick. Love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn.

See brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human rub face on owner swat at dog demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it.

Lounge in doorway H3

Lounge in doorway run around the house at 4 in the morning so plays league of legends so purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table.

Demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away destroy couch as revenge, or i like fish and i heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?!

Push your water glass on the floor the door is opening! how exciting oh, it’s you, meh so so you’re just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy? so as lick i the shoes. Eat and than sleep on your face spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch ooooh feather moving feather! swat at dog dream about hunting birds or eat from dog’s food kitty poochy.

Purr. Hide head under blanket so no one can see love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater).

Lick sellotape.